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swaggitystrider:

just press play

2 hours ago387,709 plays

venomxblast:

inceptionisntimpossible:

more-than-one:

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Any curse, chain mail, whatever reblog or you’ll ____ post.

Has now been broken.
Enjoy your day/night as a free/safe human being~

bless your soul

you beautiful perfect being

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

2 hours ago552,739 plays

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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yet

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

kitt-chan:

"I’m in me boyfriends bum! Boom Boom!"

"GET OUT ME ASS"

augustuswaterbender:

I think I’m pretty interesting because I do things that I would never do unless someone I’m comfortable around is with me.  Like if I have no friends in a class I am so quiet and I do not talk to anyone, all it takes is one friend being with me to turn me into a monster weirdo.

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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thepagejakeenglish:

captainoftoast:

ATTENTION EVERYONE


as you may or may not have known, this guy and @ScrewPain were the guys responsible for swatting the creatures. this caused a shit down of schools, leak of personal information and innocent people almost got hurt because of it.


in this time, i’ve kept an eye on spiky’s twitter and he’s swatted several innocent streamers [he posts proof and gloats about it]  and plans to keep doing it. he and pain both think they’re invincible and it needs to stop.


pain said he’s going to pax and im seriously worried he’ll swat that place too, so i just want to post a warning to everyone.


i know that he is 100% serious who knows what other youtuber or innocent streamer they’ll do it to next. 


EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE ROOSTERTEETH, SPREAD THE WORD. PEOPLE CAN BE HURT OR KILLED BECAUSE OF THIS.

For those unaware of what Swatting is, it’s an infamous prank people play wherein asinine fucknuts call a SWAT team on a streamer with false accusations of heinous crimes. It’s some serious shit and a trend that really needs to be stopped.

thepagejakeenglish:

captainoftoast:

ATTENTION EVERYONE

  • as you may or may not have known, this guy and @ScrewPain were the guys responsible for swatting the creatures. this caused a shit down of schools, leak of personal information and innocent people almost got hurt because of it.
  • in this time, i’ve kept an eye on spiky’s twitter and he’s swatted several innocent streamers [he posts proof and gloats about it]  and plans to keep doing it. he and pain both think they’re invincible and it needs to stop.
  • pain said he’s going to pax and im seriously worried he’ll swat that place too, so i just want to post a warning to everyone.
  • i know that he is 100% serious who knows what other youtuber or innocent streamer they’ll do it to next. 

EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE ROOSTERTEETH, SPREAD THE WORD. PEOPLE CAN BE HURT OR KILLED BECAUSE OF THIS.

For those unaware of what Swatting is, it’s an infamous prank people play wherein asinine fucknuts call a SWAT team on a streamer with false accusations of heinous crimes. It’s some serious shit and a trend that really needs to be stopped.