If you can't put an egg in butter, you'll have to settle for battery acid.
i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”
500,000 note post encouraging furries
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
lms if you’ve ever drank water or hijacked a school bus