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If you can't put an egg in butter, you'll have to settle for battery acid.

Anonymous said: parents should have body modifications, that's a bad influence on their children. We want kids to be successful, not think hoodrat things like tattoos, piercings or dyed hair are cool.

aph-sam:

Oh really you say? 

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Guess you havent met the Ramsey family then, because their child Millie is just fine. 

Geoff( the father ) was ALSO in the army,anyone who has served in the military knows how to raise a damn child. Not everyone is a hood rat. And this is coming from a girl who lives in the ghetto on Chicago.

Check yoself before you wreck yoself

thetripplepppsenpai:

terminator-pinkie-pie:

imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

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lmfao

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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satanic-cactus:

freakingkeeper:

earthquackandbcm:

bluebellgirl:

 

I couldn’t scroll past this.

"rock is evil"

People are fucking idiots

Every single person I’ve met in a punk or rock band have been the nicest people I’ve met in my life.

demosexual:

i did it

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Rule #1 of shipping: Always reblog this. 

Accurate.

tugbutt:

ohshititsgreg:

*friendly boner*

broner

onesteppcloser:

imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.

*When I first started watching Achievement Hunter*
Me: I'll never be able to tell these guys apart.
*Watching Achievement Hunter Now*
*Someone sneezes in the video*
Me: Bless you, Michael

kyleehenke:

I cannot be stopped

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